{"id":97,"date":"2005-09-22T13:34:57","date_gmt":"2005-09-22T17:34:57","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=97"},"modified":"2005-09-22T13:35:25","modified_gmt":"2005-09-22T17:35:25","slug":"the-curious-incident-of-the-gatorade-bottle-in-the-purse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/22\/the-curious-incident-of-the-gatorade-bottle-in-the-purse\/","title":{"rendered":"the curious incident of the bottle in the purse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or, I Am A Big Idiot Part Two.  At the gym this morning I kept my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timbuk2.com\/tb2\/catalog\/categories.t2?categoryId=11\">purse<\/a> with me so that I could have a bottle of water and a bottle of gatorade and not have to juggle two bottles, towel, fleece, etc.  All is well. I drink some water, I sip a little gatorade and put the bottle back in my purse before switching machines. Later on, I grab the gatorade bottle for another sip and I notice &#8211; hey &#8211; shouldn&#8217;t there be more in here? Captain Disaster, there is half a bottle of gatorade in the bottom of my bag!<\/p>\n<p>I dumped out the gatorade at the gym and put the bag in the washing machine before I left for work. Hopefully it will be ok. Thank goodness I&#8217;d left my cellphone at home. Palm pilot is a little&#8230; sticky. Hopefully it will actually work. I took everything out of my wallet and most of the paper cards are soaked but I think they&#8217;ll dry. I fear that my wallet is not salvageable, which means I&#8217;d better find a new one fast since I&#8217;m leaving for Ann Arbor on Sunday. <\/p>\n<p>Will I ever learn?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or, I Am A Big Idiot Part Two. At the gym this morning I kept my purse with me so that I could have a bottle of water and a bottle of gatorade and not have to juggle two bottles, towel, fleece, etc. All is well. I drink some water, I sip a little gatorade [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}