{"id":94,"date":"2005-08-22T13:09:06","date_gmt":"2005-08-22T17:09:06","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=94"},"modified":"2005-08-22T13:09:06","modified_gmt":"2005-08-22T17:09:06","slug":"why-helloooo-poison-ivy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/2005\/08\/22\/why-helloooo-poison-ivy\/","title":{"rendered":"why, helloooo POISON IVY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My arm isn&#8217;t itching too badly but my stomach feels like it&#8217;s burning under my tshirt. Better than a flesh eating disease, though! I was glad to cancel the appointment I had today with an Infectious Disease specialist. Too bad I was too stupid to go to a dermatologist last week.  I have to go pick up a prescription topical after work; for now I&#8217;m relying on Benedryl to get me through. Between that and the fact I haven&#8217;t slept much in a week, productivity is not high today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My arm isn&#8217;t itching too badly but my stomach feels like it&#8217;s burning under my tshirt. Better than a flesh eating disease, though! I was glad to cancel the appointment I had today with an Infectious Disease specialist. Too bad I was too stupid to go to a dermatologist last week. I have to go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}