{"id":16,"date":"2004-09-01T10:27:11","date_gmt":"2004-09-01T14:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=16"},"modified":"2004-09-01T10:39:41","modified_gmt":"2004-09-01T14:39:41","slug":"lost-opportunity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/2004\/09\/01\/lost-opportunity\/","title":{"rendered":"lost opportunity"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last night there was a spider eating a beetle on the outside-side of the french doors that go out to the patio. It would’ve made the coolest picture but I couldn’t find my camera anywhere. Uh oh.
\nThe last time I had used it was Monday at work to take pictures of my new space. On Tuesday I had looked for it at work and just figured I had left it at home since I couldn’t find it. Last night I looked everywhere at home and when I came up empty, I promptly told Jeremie that it must have been stolen. Jeremie, knowing that I often misplace things for a couple of days, doubted that it had been stolen and offered to come up to my floor and help me look for it. I remained unconvinced. But this morning I looked in one of my drawers and there was the camera. Jeremie-1, my paranoia-0.<\/p>\n

So I don’t have an awesome picture of a spider eating a beetle to show you, but I hope this will do:
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Last night there was a spider eating a beetle on the outside-side of the french doors that go out to the patio. It would’ve made the coolest picture but I couldn’t find my camera anywhere. Uh oh. The last time I had used it was Monday at work to take pictures of my new space. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}