{"id":116,"date":"2006-02-24T17:07:46","date_gmt":"2006-02-24T21:07:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/?p=116"},"modified":"2006-03-06T15:28:42","modified_gmt":"2006-03-06T19:28:42","slug":"the-way-things-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/2006\/02\/24\/the-way-things-go\/","title":{"rendered":"the way things go"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a birthday last week. Now I am older than I was. I am now TWENTY EIGHT. <\/p>\n<p>Though this was technically a short week, it feels long and exhausting. I&#8217;m very much looking forward to two days off.  I just want to clean the house, do art projects and relax. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a birthday last week. Now I am older than I was. I am now TWENTY EIGHT. Though this was technically a short week, it feels long and exhausting. I&#8217;m very much looking forward to two days off. I just want to clean the house, do art projects and relax.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orangeparade.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}