https://orangeparade.com/wordpress/2004/11/29/not-quite-food/ Wed, 01 Dec 2004 15:41:51 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.2.2 https://orangeparade.com/wordpress/2004/11/29/not-quite-food/comment-page-1/#comment-105 Wed, 01 Dec 2004 15:41:51 +0000 /?p=36#comment-105 Ben, Ben, Ben. Cool Whip is freaky chemicals whipped together to look like a dairy product. No elfin magic there! Unless, perhaps, we’re talking about the Keebler elves. Next time I’m at the grocery store, I’m going to jot down the ingredients. It will probably give me nightmares.

]]> https://orangeparade.com/wordpress/2004/11/29/not-quite-food/comment-page-1/#comment-96 Tue, 30 Nov 2004 02:22:05 +0000 /?p=36#comment-96 Don’t knock it till you try it! Cool Whip is made from pure elfin magic. And it makes a great body moisturizer! Try it and see!

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